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croatsandbosniansandserbsohmy:
“ yeah sure wish we had a key
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croatsandbosniansandserbsohmy:

yeah sure wish we had a key

(via potassiumiodide)

mousewife:

I have been on tumblr for 9 years and NOW they’re telling me it’s illegal to be horny???

(via potassiumiodide)

metalbatteryzone:

I also really love any flagged post within a flagged post so it looks like this

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jparedes1969:

ginatrivia:

littlesoldierbucky:

sagansense:

feelcompassion:

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Dont forget the child in the manger had to flee with his unwed mother and her boyfriend to another country. As a refugee.

Look up “Jose y Maria” by Everett Patterson

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José y María , by Everett Patterson.

(via mamamichine)

bleeding-salamander:
“Alright guys! We have a deadline…
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bleeding-salamander:

Alright guys! We have a deadline…

(via gravegospel)

fact: the bayonet is just a strapon for a gun

buckyayo50:

a-really-bad-decision:

real talk, everytime I see this I think it says ‘bayonetta’s strapon is just a gun’ and I’m like fuck dude it sure is

@some-creep

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moonlandingwasfaked:

wojak-penis-on-head-comic:

We should confess things before the tumblr bomb goes off like in a movie

bad idea. you see what people confess to here on a normal day? bad idea pal

(via yoccu)

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diesetdown:

I have to laugh

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prehistories:

me: waking up from top surgery

doctor: here are your male presenting nipples sir

(via gatorsmooch)

macaroni-rascal-dreams-of-gals:

Staff: We’re getting rid of all adult content on Dec. 17th to combat illegal content!

Everyone: You do realize this ban only hurts the people producing legal content, right? Like, those small pages posting illegal stuff never tag their pages appropriately, and don’t care about having to remake a new blog if theirs gets nuked because they can just make a new burner account to post that stuff again.

Staff:

Everyone: The only adult content that will likely be spreading around would be the illegal content, since you are strong-arming the legally-abiding and responsible adult content creators who take care to tag and label their content and not post anything that’s god damn illegal.

Staff:

Everyone: That’s also assuming that there won’t be people that just continue posting adult content, either with censor bars or cuts to bypass the adult content check, or by just posting whatever anyway and not caring.

Staff:

Everyone: None if this even addresses the racism problems that people did have, including the adult bloggers you are now getting rid of. You can’t just get rid of text posts or images of disgusting rheotoric unless there’s a nipple in the mix, yeah?

Staff:

Everyone: Speaking of which, this new plan of yours still requires moderation, which is seemingly the main responsibility you are actively dodging with this adult content ban measure.

Staff:

Everyone: So now, basically nothing will have changed except for all the responsible adult content creators being gone that made up a decent number of your most active and loyal users, some of the most active critics and filters of racist content users being banned, and the only people being left posting illegal content or blatantly breaking your rules to post legal adult content to spite you.

How did you think this was going to pan out?

Staff: … but we said no adult content tho.

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